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brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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kristmort:

Promo shots for Forest Nine, all natural skin-care and beauty line.
All images © Krist Mort, please do not remove credit.

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I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
Maya Angelou (via s-ciamachy)

(Source: americanphilosophy)

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